Screwtop Bottle Aficionado Pillows

"Welcome Gentlemen, to the screwtop focus group..."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Screw plastic surgeon.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Bottle tossing

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I've got sea mail."

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Submarine

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Amateurs de vin...

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

Bottle bank giving loans to a man on a desert island.

"But you told me to invest more money in the product of screws!"

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

'You may have already won...more to come.'

Plugged progress

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

Bucket List