Screw Aficionado Pillows

"But you told me to invest more money in the product of screws!"

Screw plastic surgeon.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Pollsters

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Men's Prayer Group.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Builders.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Carpenter