Bottle Feeder Prints

Nursing a Hangover

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Bottletrees.

"Quick swig first?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Fido and Fifi

"Your shout!"

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Great Moments in Beer

Dehydrated H2O Just Add Water

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"There's water up here, all right!"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.