Family Feeder Gifts

'Mom, please get well... I'm hungry.'

'Teenager.'

"You keep impeccable time."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Fill it up!"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

"You're overfeeding that baby."

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

Poe at the Park

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."

Death in park

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

'You've done it AGAIN,Doris- you've bought CAT food!!'