Fancy Feeder Gifts

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Regular service or affected?"

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Champagne at the hunt

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

Chef feeds birds from bench.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

Poe at the Park

'Teenager.'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

'You've done it AGAIN,Doris- you've bought CAT food!!'

Death in park

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

Peacock with feathers reading 'Posh picnic'

Doggie dining table