Keen Feeder Gifts

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Ski Surfing

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'Teenager.'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

Poe at the Park

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

'Take me to your feeder.'

Death in park

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'