Keen Feeder Gifts

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Ski Surfing

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

Chef feeds birds from bench.

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

"Eight hours and still not a bird to be seen."

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

Poe at the Park

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

'Teenager.'

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

'Years ago he got his investment back, plus millions in interest. So he's leaving everything to Bernard Madoff.'

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'Take me to your feeder.'

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

"You're gonna make PETA's most wanted list."

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

Death in park