Wildlife Feeder Mugs

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

Bee flying to another flower.

"That's mine!"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Pass that."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'Researching the opossum article.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Plastic?"

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Seals - Pick your own.

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

"Use your indoor voice!"

Vulture declines fresh food.

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

A tortoise tries to mate with an igloo.

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'You guys are real friends!'

'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'