Nighttime Feeder Pillows

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Fido and Fifi

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

Poe at the Park

'Teenager.'

Man eating 'after work mints'

Planting by the moon.

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

Death in park

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

"He didn't defrost the bread before he threw it to me!"

'That should see me through until the light evenings.'

"So long as you help me feed him you and I will be inseparable..."

'Thank you gungha din!'

'Mom, please get well... I'm hungry.'

Sleep conducting

'You know I can't sleep until everyone is in for the night.'

Dark Mode

"...and don't forget to feed the meter in half an hour."