Nighttime Feeder T-Shirts

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Fido and Fifi

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Chef feeds birds from bench.

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'Teenager.'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

Poe at the Park

Planting by the moon.

Man eating 'after work mints'

Death in park

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

"He didn't defrost the bread before he threw it to me!"

'You know I can't sleep until everyone is in for the night.'

'Thank you gungha din!'

Dark Mode

'That should see me through until the light evenings.'

'Mom, please get well... I'm hungry.'

Sleep conducting

"So long as you help me feed him you and I will be inseparable..."