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'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Secretive Weigh In.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Fido and Fifi

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Bedside Manna.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'You were up four times last night.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

Chef feeds birds from bench.

Diet Enforcer

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Al, do you ever go back in time and try to pinpoint moments when you made bad life choices? Actually, after an episode of gastric distress this morning, I journeyed back in time to last night. I pinpointed midnight as the moment, and I pinpointed pizza as a bad life choice.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

Parents sleeping with a new baby.