'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'
Ironic Iron Pumper T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase the playful side of weightlifting—ideal for the irony-loving gym enthusiast who enjoys making a statement while they lift.
"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'
'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'
'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'
Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!
Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.
"Ahh...He's got wind"
"I put the speed on reckless. . ."
Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.
Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!
'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'
'Bigley, you're over-training!'
Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.
The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.
Important Muscles.
'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'
"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."
Happy Tots Day Care.
"I want you to learn from my mistakes."
Bowling ball head.
'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'
Editor. Short. Sweet.
A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.
Library: The Weight lifting Section.
"Unplug and chill out."
Brawnstorming session.
Olympic Jar Opening Event
'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'
'Man pushing pram with baby.'
'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'
'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'
'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'
"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."
Ironic Iron Pumper T-Shirts Collection
Ironic Iron Pumper Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the iron pumper who loves a good laugh—each one ready to brighten their day with humor and strength.
Ironic Iron Pumper Pillows
Check out our playful pillows for the iron pumper’s space—bring humor and comfort together with designs that celebrate strength and wit.
Ironic Iron Pumper Prints
Browse our collection of prints for the irony-loving iron pumper—add a witty touch to their gym or home with artistic humor and bold statements.