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'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Ironing day.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Parson and abandoned husband

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'