Iron-pumping Paragon Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with your iron-pumping paragon? Our collection features humorous and inspiring items crafted for fitness enthusiasts who live for the pump. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, these products add a dash of humor and motivation to every workout session. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate strength, dedication, and the iron game with a fun twist.

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'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...' mockup

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

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'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.' mockup

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

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Ironing day.

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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.' mockup

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass. mockup

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

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"I put the speed on reckless. . ." mockup

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

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'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!' mockup

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

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'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.' mockup

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

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'Bigley, you're over-training!'

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'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.' mockup

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

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The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head. mockup

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

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Important Muscles.

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"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines." mockup

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

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Parson and abandoned husband

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"I want you to learn from my mistakes." mockup

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

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'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?' mockup

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

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'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?' mockup

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

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'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.' mockup

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

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'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?' mockup

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

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'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.' mockup

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

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Olympic Jar Opening Event

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Library: The Weight lifting Section. mockup

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

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A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull. mockup

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

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'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!' mockup

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

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"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?" mockup

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

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"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

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'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.' mockup

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

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'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.' mockup

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

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'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.' mockup

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

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Iron-pumping Paragon Gifts Collection

Iron-pumping Paragon Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for iron-pumping paragons looking to start the day with motivation and humor.

Iron-pumping Paragon Pillows

Add a motivational touch to any space with our fitness-inspired pillows, perfect for relaxing after an intense workout.

Iron-pumping Paragon Prints

Decorate a gym corner or home workout space with our inspirational prints celebrating strength and dedication.

Iron-pumping Paragon T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for fitness enthusiasts. Bold, witty, and inspiring — ideal for any iron-pumping paragon’s wardrobe.