Patience Paragon Gifts

Poor Customer Service

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Snail crossing

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"I'm just phoning to tell you your 'cheque in the post' has just arrived."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'We'd better go home, Jimmy. We're driving your mother up the wall.'

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Ice Whaling

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood