Rock Pumpers Gifts

'Ooglug discovers fire. Ork invents the wheel. But all my ol' man wants to do is pump rocks.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

The Fast Lane.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Knight in shining Lycra!

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

The Path

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Bad times to sneeze

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

The first animation.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."