Rock Juggler Gifts

Mountain climber error.

"The meeting will come to order."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Football

A woman watches football on her computer.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Balanced Diet"

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Have Horns Venn

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

A deterrent – but not much of one.

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

Chiropractor

Escape on a treadmill

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."

The Battle Between Television and Books

"Rogers we're giving you Bob's old office. But, he's going to continue to live in it until we find him a new one."