Rock Flipper Gifts

The first animation.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Rock - see you in a million years!

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"You should consider buying."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Real estate.

On - Undecided - Off switch

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

The Overturned Desk - Therapy for writer blocked authors and artists,

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

God Bless Our Asking Price

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...