Fairway Flipper Gifts

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Not that slowly back...'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

The first animation.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

On - Undecided - Off switch

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Rory McIlroy

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'