Fairway Daredevil Gifts

'I don't care how nice of a bike it is, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Bob's Driving School.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

A smiling cyclist

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."