Fairway Fan Gifts

It's only a game, It's only a game...

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'He drives for show and cheats for dough!'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

'Where do you think this 'oversize' thing will end?'

'I refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me!'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Yes you did get a hole in one on the twelfth, unfortunately we're playing on the eleventh."

"They're for water hazard holes."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"Well that's the first time I've ever seen a divot in one."

The disadvantages of easier golf courses...

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"How's my driving?"

Welcome to Fairway...the town with 536 holes of golf!'

'Time to take my game to the next level.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Women Golfers

'And this is my world record divot I was telling you about.'

He lived and died for golf.

A man playing golf.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Bravo Madame, belle pute!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Tunnel of love"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'