Playground Fan Gifts

"I hear this is a very big swing state in the upcoming elections!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Automatic swing machine

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

3D Theatre

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Centaur Sprinter

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"How was the play!"

"No, still there."

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"This is where I come to unwind."

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Made in Sweden.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Tunnel of Dove.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.