Playhouse Fan Gifts

3D Theatre

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Jester Surgeon

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Ghostship

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

The Rural Bidet...

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"How was the play!"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Orange House of Horrors

"Anyone for tennis?"