Playhouse Fan Gifts

3D Theatre

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Jester Surgeon

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Ghostship

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Bette Midler

Meryl Streep

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

South Pork

The Rural Bidet...

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"How was the play!"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

"Anyone for tennis?"