Perspective Flipper Gifts

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"It all looks fine to me."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

The first animation.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

On - Undecided - Off switch

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

Distilled Elephant

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night