Perspective Switcher Gifts

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

Scary Slug Stories

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Pessimists v Optimists.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Welcome."

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

On the Hanger

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

Distilled Elephant

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

Perspective Repair

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

Man standing at a railway station.

'This should come out just right.'