Perspective Breaker Gifts

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"It all looks fine to me."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Now you're talking my language.'

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"You let people walk all over you."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Distilled Elephant

'Social networking was the last straw. Now the whole world ignores me.'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Perspective Repair

'I understand your world view, but what world are you coming from?'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

"Try S instead of L."

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'