Perspective Shifter Gifts

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

'Sometimes it's good to see the big picture.'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

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"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

"You're standing on my ****-on."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"You're right, Doc. Now everything seems right-side-up."

Distilled Elephant

After fighting off pessimism his entire life, Lance Fusco finally managed to see the glass as half full. However, he realized he saw the moon as half empty.

'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'

"I really feel we've been looking at this problem from the wrong perspective!"

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"It all looks fine to me."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Like Minded

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'