Paradigm Shifter Gifts

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

"I want a story that will shift my paradigm."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Like Minded

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

On the Hanger

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Distilled Elephant

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

A Wrecked-angle.

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

"Instead, I went with an ingratitude list."