Culture Shifter Gifts

The New Target of Workplace Bullying.

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Like Minded

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

Arabian Nights.

On the Hanger

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Distilled Elephant

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.