Society Shifters Gifts

Then & Now

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Like Minded

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

On the Hanger

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

A Wrecked-angle.

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

"All the wrong people are right."

Too small to succeed.