Society Shaker Gifts

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"Patel confirmed"

Mixing Business and Pleasure

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"I am the change you all can be."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Shaker Timeouts

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

Too small to succeed.

"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."

Souvenir of Iceland

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

As soon as they get that one figured out, I'll change it to a sphere.

"I know sex is no longer a taboo subject. I just don't feel like discussing it all the time, that's all."

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

Isosceles Triange.