Society Shifter Gifts

"I know sex is no longer a taboo subject. I just don't feel like discussing it all the time, that's all."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

On the Hanger

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

A Wrecked-angle.

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

Distilled Elephant

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Evolution of the Mathematician.