Society Shifter Mugs

"I know sex is no longer a taboo subject. I just don't feel like discussing it all the time, that's all."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"It all looks fine to me."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

On the Hanger

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

A Wrecked-angle.