Identity Shifters Mugs

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Is this who I am?"

"It all looks fine to me."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Like Minded

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Forming the adolescent personality

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Adolescencia"

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

"What's that about? Someone said you have a name."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"You feel like a gatherer trapped in a hunter's body?"

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

"I know it's tempting but please don't pigeonhole me."

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'