Opinion Shifters Gifts

"Interesting how fast everybody on social media went from being experts on covid to being experts on foreign relations."

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Like Minded

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

On - Undecided - Off switch

'Never mind your ideas.. how do you come up with your excuses?'

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

"Instead, I went with an ingratitude list."

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"So basically you are looking for books on changing everyone except yourself."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"All the wrong people are right."

"It's not the mistake you make that's important. It's how you shift the blame."

"I try not to judge people by the actions of their state government."