Opinion Shifters Gifts

"Interesting how fast everybody on social media went from being experts on covid to being experts on foreign relations."

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Like Minded

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

On - Undecided - Off switch

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

'Never mind your ideas.. how do you come up with your excuses?'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

Robots programmed to mimic humans. Who's that? Oh, we just keep him around to blame things on.

"Instead, I went with an ingratitude list."

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

Rush Limbaugh

"So basically you are looking for books on changing everyone except yourself."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"All the wrong people are right."

"It's not the mistake you make that's important. It's how you shift the blame."