Thought Shifters Gifts

Like Minded

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"It all looks fine to me."

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

Distilled Elephant

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

"Instead, I went with an ingratitude list."

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."