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Like Minded

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

Distilled Elephant

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

"Instead, I went with an ingratitude list."

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'Sometimes it's good to see the big picture.'