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"All the wrong people are right."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Like Minded

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

Distilled Elephant