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Then & Now

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"It all looks fine to me."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Like Minded

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

On the Hanger

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"I am the change you all can be."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

Too small to succeed.