Therapy Shifters Gifts

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Am I sensing fear?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"It all looks fine to me."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Like Minded

'My mother was a real bitch!'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

"Instead, I went with an ingratitude list."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"All the wrong people are right."

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

"After analyzing our latest sales chart, we've decided to stop selling elevators and start marketing downhill skiing products."

'No problem -- instead of thinking of yourself as a klutz, think of yourself as a performance artist!'

The New Target of Workplace Bullying.

In an overnight Coup d'Esprit, right wing thoughts had taken up strategic positions inside Jonathan's mind.

Copycat Voters

Christian school student tries to change subject.

'The best things in life are free.'

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'