Shift Swapper Gifts

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Currently Boston

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"How?"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'I've been transferred again.'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

"We're in luck - it's Father Time-and-a -Half."

'I need to work a different shift.'

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

'A fag end, and at the fag end of our shift! Let it lie.'

'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'

Employment office: Zombies for hire.

"Without my coffee, I'd never make it working nights."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."