Persona Shifters Gifts

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"It all looks fine to me."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Like Minded

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

On the Hanger

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Distilled Elephant

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'Sometimes it's good to see the big picture.'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

Home/work masks.

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."