Persona Player Gifts

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Closet.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

Home/work masks.

Public Speaking Shoes

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

Ulia Timoshenko

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

'Not the 'Grizzlydog2576'? I love your posts!'

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"You appear to be more interesting on you website, than you actually are"

"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."

"Help us reconcile the brilliant, dedicated employee from your references with the complete knucklehead from your social media accounts."

Bird of Paradise as social media

My everyday life. My life on social media.

"Some Facebook friend you turned out to be."