Culture Shifter Pillows

The New Target of Workplace Bullying.

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Like Minded

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

Arabian Nights.

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

On the Hanger

"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Distilled Elephant

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."