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The American Tearoom, Moscow

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"Herb's from Texas."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

"My mind is still on vacation."

Arabian Nights.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'I'm coping.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Country trees visit the city.

"I'm ready to switch"

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

Rodin's Pub Regular

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

A Cornish Man

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