Culture Swapper Pillows

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Arabian Nights.

"My mind is still on vacation."

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'I'm coping.'

Country trees visit the city.

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Rodin's Pub Regular

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

"I'm ready to switch"

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

A Cornish Man

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'