Identity Shifter Pillows

'Harold's found his inner-child. On the internet he's a sixteen year old cheerleader named 'Minky'.'

'Remember, son, in this great land of ours you can grow up to be any gender you want to be.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Like Minded

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

A Wrecked-angle.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"It was a simple case of mistaken identity. Nobody's fault – I always carry more than one set of ID."

"All the wrong people are right."

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

True Love Lies Light Shadow

"I know sex is no longer a taboo subject. I just don't feel like discussing it all the time, that's all."

"After analyzing our latest sales chart, we've decided to stop selling elevators and start marketing downhill skiing products."