Identity Shifter Prints

'Harold's found his inner-child. On the internet he's a sixteen year old cheerleader named 'Minky'.'

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

'Remember, son, in this great land of ours you can grow up to be any gender you want to be.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Like Minded

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

"I am the change you all can be."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"It was a simple case of mistaken identity. Nobody's fault – I always carry more than one set of ID."

"All the wrong people are right."

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"After analyzing our latest sales chart, we've decided to stop selling elevators and start marketing downhill skiing products."