Format Flipper Gifts

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

The first animation.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

On - Undecided - Off switch

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

The Overturned Desk - Therapy for writer blocked authors and artists,

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

Swimmer

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'It's to replace a download, which replaced a CD which replaced the original vinyl. Funny thing is I've never liked the album.'

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

"But, you guys literally just said you'd die for one."