Fairy Tale Flipper Gifts

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"On. More. Try."

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Net to catch pancake.'

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Real estate.

Pancakes

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

The invisible man makes a pancake

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

Swimmer

"Before this I flipped houses."

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

A man with a pancake on her head

'Waiting for the pancake to come down.'

'I'm thinking of flipping this house.'

'OK, heads we name your malady after you, tails, we name it after me.'

"But, you guys literally just said you'd die for one."

'Let's see, you folks need to sell your home before you buy a new one. How about waiting in the lobby for 2 or 3 years.'

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

'Well, we have to make a decision. Heads he's a pessimist, tails he's a realist.'

"And here's the basement – or as I see it, the poor man's French Riviera."