Page Flipper Gifts

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

"For heaven's sake, Harold - would it hurt you to lick you finger!?"

"For the next meeting of our book club, we really need more books."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

The first animation.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'Net to catch pancake.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

On - Undecided - Off switch

Real estate.

Pancakes

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

The Overturned Desk - Therapy for writer blocked authors and artists,

The invisible man makes a pancake

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'