Page Flipper Pillows

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

"For heaven's sake, Harold - would it hurt you to lick you finger!?"

"For the next meeting of our book club, we really need more books."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

The first animation.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

'Net to catch pancake.'

On - Undecided - Off switch

Real estate.

Pancakes

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

The invisible man makes a pancake

The Overturned Desk - Therapy for writer blocked authors and artists,

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'